شکست عشقی در اولین تماس!
من شبیه همان عکس، توی آلبوم خانوادگی هستم. این را پدرو مادرم میگفتند. آنقدر گفتند که خودم هم باور کردم که کودکی عمویم توسط من در حال گذران است. در اولین روز بعداز تولد ۲۵ سالگیم یک شماره ناشناس از کشور خارجی روی موبایلم زنگ خورد. فورا یاد افشین قوزی افتادم. افشین قوزی تا وقتی که از ایران مهاجرت نکرده بود، همیشه اولین کسی بود که تولدم را تبریک میگفت.
حتی این چند سالی هم که در خارج از کشور زندگی میکند روز تولدم را فراموش نکرده. پدرم به افشین گفته بود مثل پسرم هستی. این قوزی هم باورکرده بود که برادر واقعی من است.
از وقتی که کوچک بودم پدرم تولدم را در پروشگاه انتهای خیابان میگرفت و به کودکان آنجا کیک وشیرینی میداد. افشین که در همه مراسم خانوادگی مان بدون استثنا همراه ما بود چنان با ولع کیک وشیرینی ها را میبلعید که انگار از پارسال تولد من تا امسال جز آب و هوا هیچ چیز دیگری نخورده.
یادم نمیرود از مغازه پدر خیاطش تکه پارچه جمع میکرد پشتش میگذاشت و با قوز بزرگی که برای خودش درست میکرد بچه های پرورشگاه را میخنداند.
با معرفت با اینکه در پروشگاه و محل معروف شده بود به افشین قوزی اما هیچوقت ازین کارش دست نکشید.
همیشه میگفت من نمیتوانم دنیای آنها را بسازم اما میتوانم سال یکبار شادشان کنم.
حتی حالاهم در فرانسه با اینکه برای خودش وکیل مشهوری شده این دلقک بازی ها را ترک نکرده.
فرانسه همانجایی است که عموی بزرگم سالهاست آنجا زندگی میکند. وقتی من ۵ ساله بودم به آنجا مهاجرت کرده بود. مهاجرت یا فرار راستش را نمیدانم. پدرم و عموی کوچکم میگویند عمو بزرگه با کلاه برداری که زمینهای شراکتی شان را بالا کشیده همدست بوده. اما عمه عشرت زیر بار نمیرود و میگوید از شدت غصه بار سفر بسته و رفته. در خانواده ما عمه عشرت تنها کسی است که با عمو بزرگه مراوده دارد. از عمو بزرگه فقط شبهی در ذهنم هست. چهره اش را فقط در عکس دیدم اما شنیده‌ام دختر بسیار زیبایی دارد که پزشکی خوانده و مطب زده. مربی ورزشی هم هست. به قول عمه عشرت از عموی کلاه بردار من که صبح تا شب خواب است و شب تا صبح پای بساط دود و دم بعید است دختری با این کمالات تحویل اجتماع داده باشد.
شاید اگر این یکی هم مثل بقیه دختران فامیل زشت و بد ترکیب بود همینجا میماند. یا اگر مثل دختر عمه عشرت دماغ مردانه ای روی لبهای کلفتش داشت و وقتی با آن صدای ضمختش میخندید تا ته حلقش از بین دندانهای کج و ماوجش پیدا بود الان در طبقه بالای خانه ما زندگی میکرد و آویزان ما میشد. بعید نبود پشت این خط دختر عموجانم منتظر شنیدن صدای من باشد. حتما او هم وصف منرا شنیده و یک دل نه صد عاشق من شده..
با خودم فکر کردم بهتر است فورا جواب این عاشق دلخسته را بدهم هرچه باشد از راه دور تماس گرفته برای خواستگاری کردن …
صدایم را صاف کردم و با متانت گفتم:
_الو بفرمایید!
آنطرف خط خانمی جوان و خوش صدا که بعدا فهمیدم یک صدای ضبط شده بیشتر نبود سلام کرد و گفت:
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